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Webmasters CO
 
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LADIES,
YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY - COME ON - LET IT OUT~
THIS IS GOOD!!
THE WASH CLOTH
There is not a woman alive today that won't crack up over this one!
I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do,
I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Janis Christianson
Webmasters HH6
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So, . . . you are literally the light of Mark's eyes!! [ ][]
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Hard Charger
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So the moral of the story is "all that glitters is not gold" ?
"EBO isn't a strategy. It's a sales pitch." - Ralph Peters
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Strong Like Bull, Smart As Rock
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I got a few chuckles on that one.
- "Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure. "
George W. Bush
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When the OB-GYN starts humming..."It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!!!" You know somethings going on!![LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL] That's hysterical!!!
Make The Voices Stop! - Paracowboy"Oh bother," mumbles Pooh as he chambers another round. CR6 to Cherokeekate - Another poser busted. One shot one kill should be YOUR motto. Or is it MOS?
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Trooper
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HAAAAAAAhhaaaaaaa, Kate, haaaaaaa!
SAVOIR C'EST POUVOIR (Knowledge is Power) "The objective is not the occupation of a geographical position, but the destruction of the enemy force"
- General Piotr A. Rumyantsev (1725-1796)
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