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Regular Joe
 
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> A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on
> a busy boulevard.
> Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of
> him. He did the
> right thing,
> stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
> beaten the red
> light by
> accelerating through the intersection.
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> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
> horn, screaming in
> frustration as she missed her chance to get through
> the intersection,
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> dropping her cell phone and makeup.
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> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
> window and looked
> up
> into the face of a very serious police officer. The
> officer ordered her
> to exit
> her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
> station where she
> was
> searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed
> in a holding cell.
> After
>
> a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
> and opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
> arresting officer
> was
>
> waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see,
> I pulled up behind
> your car
> while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
> guy in front of you,
> and
> cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
> Would Jesus Do' bumper
>
> sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
> 'Follow Me to
> Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated
> Christian fish
> emblem
> on the trunk, Naturally...
>
> I assumed you had stolen the car.'
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Hard Charger
Group: Community Supporter
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I Like it, it's important to realize that what we do is FAR more important than what we say!
"...my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me." He added, after a pause, looking me full in the face: "That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave" General "Stonewall" Jackson
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