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Posted 1/17/2008 9:36 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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I have resolved that issue!  I am assisting the doctor in the delivery in order to both welcome my son into the world AND keep my groin away from punches and grabs!  HollA!!!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

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Posted 1/17/2008 3:22 PM


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bluefalcon (1/17/2008)
I have resolved that issue!  I am assisting the doctor in the delivery in order to both welcome my son into the world AND keep my groin away from punches and grabs!  HollA!!!

Umm, unless they have her feet tied down the "assist" position places your groin right in the line of fire.
The doctor got annoyed with me during the oldest boys birth, I tried assisting but he felt he had it well under control. The second one was ceasarian, and the nurse kept on pulling me back around the screen they set up. What the heck, I wanted to see the good stuff!! I think the comment about the movie "Aliens" when they were pulling him out of her stomach kinda pissed them off a little....


Abraham Lincoln (quiet, reserved and selfless): “The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here” -Gettysburg Address
Obama (egotistical): “Now the world will watch and remember what we do here”
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Posted 1/18/2008 8:50 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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Kinda like my comments during the birthing class?  I guess the lamazzzzzz lady got upset with my shouts for her to "suck it up" and "take the pain" as opposed to telling her "good job baby" and "just a bit longer"....

Oh well...I am having a paratrooper and he needs to come into the world tough! 

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #250807
Posted 2/7/2008 5:21 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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TWO WEEKS!!!!

GET READY!!!!!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #252059
Posted 2/7/2008 3:13 PM


Pnet's Thread Insurgent and Chief Muldoon

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The Green Baby Light is on.

 

I'm Surprised Panama's still sea level, after all the Push Ups I did down there.


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Posted 2/11/2008 8:20 AM


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On Friday she was measuring 40+ weeks and she was only at 38 weeks and a day...

On Saturday she had her "bloody show"...

On Sunday she began to feel her contractions...

IN-BOARD BABY...

STAND UP!!!!!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

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Posted 2/11/2008 5:50 PM


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Sweet!!!!

Cigars ready?

 
IMO
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"The young dead soldiers do not speak.
 Nevertheless, the are heard in the still houses...
We were young, they say. We have died. Remember us."
 
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Post #252365
Posted 2/11/2008 11:08 PM


Pnet's Thread Insurgent and Chief Muldoon

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Howie so your supplying the cigars and Guinness?

 

I'm Surprised Panama's still sea level, after all the Push Ups I did down there.


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