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Posted 1/4/2008 5:09 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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Ahhh yes....I can see I better take the Jeep so I can load up on the stuff I am taking!  We took our tour of the birthing center and the expectant fathers get all the food they want!  Ice cream, sandwiches, a full deli and hot bar is available for the dads while the moms get ice chips!  Only during the labor process though....I wonder if there is a drug they can give to make labor last longer so I can take full advantage of the free food???

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #249881
Posted 1/4/2008 10:33 AM


Pnet's Thread Insurgent and Chief Muldoon

Pnet's Thread Insurgent and Chief Muldoon

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Howie, you make it sound like your going to a Chinese Buffet restaurant; guess that means you'll be hungry in an hour when you're there.

 

I'm Surprised Panama's still sea level, after all the Push Ups I did down there.
Post #249906
Posted 1/7/2008 6:14 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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Or, an hour later she will be pregnant again!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #250012
Posted 1/7/2008 2:30 PM


Pnet's Thread Insurgent and Chief Muldoon

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Howie you virile Falcon you.

 

I'm Surprised Panama's still sea level, after all the Push Ups I did down there.
Post #250038
Posted 1/8/2008 6:13 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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Roger that!  I have to get this nest full of baby falcons!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #250058
Posted 1/16/2008 5:52 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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5 weeks and a wake up!  Getting close...we are almost on final approach!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #250651
Posted 1/16/2008 6:52 AM


Seasoned Vet

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A little suggestion... do not bring the food back into the room with you. She sees you enjoying anything as she is in labor and she is liable to kill you

Abraham Lincoln (quiet, reserved and selfless): “The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here” -Gettysburg Address
Obama (egotistical): “Now the world will watch and remember what we do here”
Post #250654
Posted 1/16/2008 11:29 AM


Malignant Narcissist

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I AM NOT SCARED OF MY WIFE!!!

she is not looking is she???

Do you listen to yourself when you talk; or do you just fade in and out?

Post #250673