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Hey, check out the Gerber life insurance for babies. I know it seems a bit strange but it is dirt cheap and gives them a great life insurance policy at great rates when they leave the house. Can help with college or whatever if they want it to.
"...my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me." He added, after a pause, looking me full in the face: "That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave" General "Stonewall" Jackson
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| That sounds GREAT! Keep the advice coming! Baby and Mommie are doing GREAT still! Except for this "pregnant gas" thing she has started...whoa nelly! The dog is puking now...  5 days and a wake-up!
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Tell her to stay away from the pickles and ice cream  glad to hear all is well in the falcon household. Have fun on Sunday. I would tell you to don't do anything I would not due, but since she is pregnant, I guess that is a little too late 
- "Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure. "
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I will PM you the ultra sound pics...
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Post 'em bro!!!
"...my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me." He added, after a pause, looking me full in the face: "That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave" General "Stonewall" Jackson
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| First, congrat's to you both. After having 6 kids and even delivering one of them myself, I can tell you that the most important thing about the whole experience will be keeping the MOMMY happy. "Morning sickness" can be fixed with Coke syrup pretty well. Keep her comfy and ALWAYS agree to everything she says when she raves about her new bun in the oven (As Al Bundy said, "Hail baby.") After childbirth and Mommy's brain re-engages she will be able to recall anything remotely negative that she THINKS you said or did. After the little one arrives, help with half of the changings, bathings and feedings. Aside from diverting the wrath of Mom, you will form that super-duper-cosmic bond with your child just like she does. I don't condone any corporal punishment. I've been using the "guilt and disappointment" method of slice training instead for about 25 years now and it works just fine. I try to imagine how I could have gotten my points accross to myself at their ages and it's given me a priceless relationship with each of my children. Sometimes you just want to feed them to a pack of hungry badgers, but they'd surely would survive, rally the insurgent badgers and just get you back when they become teens. Don't let Mommy get stuck with the kids errands/activities. Share in all of it, all of the time. I even do a kind of "Op-order" for grocery shopping with them and they think it's actually fun. We can get a whole family load of groceries in about 15 minutes AND no bitching and whining. Lastly, pay them money for good grades and make them start doing chores as soon as they can. My youngest is 6 and he already knows that effort equals reward. Don't pressure them to be perfect, just reward them whenever they do a good job.
 "Veritas Omnia Vincula Vincit"......."Send Me"......"Sua Sponte" When life sucks....make it swallow! "Modify the wedge! First squad! Bound!....."
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Baby Boy Falcon is just 17 weeks and a wake-up away! What do I REALLY need NOT forget??? DIapers, butt wipes, onezies and ________???????
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| I forgot to mention that with Earth kids, crate training, chew toys and flea collars are essential. Don't use a rolled up newspaper on them though, just hold a gun to their favorite toy's head and make your commands in a clear and forceful tone. This method of child rearing works well until they learn how to dial 911...... 
"Veritas Omnia Vincula Vincit"......."Send Me"......"Sua Sponte" When life sucks....make it swallow! "Modify the wedge! First squad! Bound!....."
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