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I found this surfing: Funny- A paratrooper once beat Ray Charles in a staring contest.
- A paratroopers blood type is WD-40.
- Only paratroopers know if a tree that has fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it makes a noise....and they're not telling.
- Paratroopers do not mow their grass...they simply stare the grass down into submission.
- A paratrooper can make a snowman out of rain.
- The eternal conundrum, "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" , was finally solved when a paratrooper punched himself in the face.
- Paratroopers are the only ones who can "try this at home".
- The word lesbian derives from an old latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to a paratrooper".
- A paratrooper's calandar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd....no one fools a paratrooper.
- Some kids piss their name in the snow...a paratrooper can piss his into concrete.
- Paratroopers sleep with a night light...not because they are afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of them.
- When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it's probably a paratrooper.
- If a paratrooper gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
- Paratroopers don't eat honey...they chew bees.
I think someone stole a bit of Chuck Norris' thunder, but funny nonetheless.
LOAD CLEAR! LOAD CLEAR! Your Job is my Hobby!
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BS6's Dude
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Yep - That's definitely some funny stuff!
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82nd_Raider
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Funny. I bet there are members here that can add to the list.
All the way, sir!!! 
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Beekeeper
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Mortarman11c (2/8/2007)
I found this surfing: Funny - A paratrooper once beat Ray Charles in a staring contest.
- A paratroopers blood type is WD-40.
- Only paratroopers know if a tree that has fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it makes a noise....and they're not telling.
- Paratroopers do not mow their grass...they simply stare the grass down into submission.
- A paratrooper can make a snowman out of rain.
- The eternal conundrum, "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" , was finally solved when a paratrooper punched himself in the face.
- Paratroopers are the only ones who can "try this at home".
- The word lesbian derives from an old latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to a paratrooper".
- A paratrooper's calandar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd....no one fools a paratrooper.
- Some kids piss their name in the snow...a paratrooper can piss his into concrete.
- Paratroopers sleep with a night light...not because they are afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of them.
- When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it's probably a paratrooper.
- If a paratrooper gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
- Paratroopers don't eat honey...they chew bees.
I think someone stole a bit of Chuck Norris' thunder, but funny nonetheless. Oh, oh, oh.....nuh uh!! Not nice!  And a word from Chuck: 
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LLDS,RCG 1st Sig Bde.
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104535N 1063940E(XS816898)
"The young dead soldiers do not speak. Nevertheless, the are heard in the still houses...We were young, they say. We have died. Remember us." Archibald MacLeish
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Strac Trooper
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If you want to Bee healthy always eat your Honey!
"American Parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
(An entry in a German officer's diary found after the Battle of Anzio)
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Air Force Liaison/P.Net Original Cast of Characters
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amen brother....amen!!!
LOAD CLEAR! LOAD CLEAR! Your Job is my Hobby!
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