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The Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the loadmistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your Trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the Major a woman?" When the cargo crew came by, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?"
"Yes," said the crew member, "In fact, this entire crew is Female." "My God," said Sgt. Looper, "I'd better have a tranquilizer. I don't know what to think of all those women up There in the cockpit." . . . . .
. . . . . . "That's another thing Sarge," she said, "We no
Longer call it the cockpit." . . . . "It's the Box Office." 
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| now that's funny!
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| "Loadmistress" - HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Big Al's gonna LOVE that one!  
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My hat's off to the "Loadmistress" and perhaps the entire crew for having the sense of humor to refer to the front of the A/C as the Boxoffice!
________________________________________________________________________ "Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there. Eighty are just targets. Nine are the real fighters and we are lucky to have them for they make the battle. Ah, but the one. One is a warrior, and he will bring the others back."
Heraclitus circa 500B.C.
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This is a new joke tied to an old picture. Cockpit to box office is pretty funny, though... 
Blacksmith Six
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!" -Homer Simpson
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| HAR DE HAR HAR. Just another PA photo op, just like the all minority crews, et al. After a while it just gets old. Loadmistress....that chick needs to be beaten with a MB-2 device. We MASTER the loads, not mistress them!!! Back in the kitchen, botch!!!!
LOAD CLEAR! LOAD CLEAR! To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard
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HAR DE HAR HAR. Just another PA photo op, just like the all minority crews, et al. After a while it just gets old. Loadmistress....that chick needs to be beaten with a MB-2 device. We MASTER the loads, not mistress them!!! Back in the kitchen, botch!!!! Al seems to have a split personality thing going on here... a headshrinker would have a field day with him I bet.
"The degenerative and loony should never be denigrated but, rather, thanked. In their absence, the rest of you would be obliged to fill congressional seats... positions naturally unsavory to the sane and honorable." Thorax
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Me???? The voices in my head tell me different!!!!!
LOAD CLEAR! LOAD CLEAR! To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard
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