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Posted 2/21/2004 6:57 AM


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Actually that one will probably get a gun screwed in your ear when you are caught. I have yet to meet a LEO that is not up to a good pursuit. "LET'S GO BOYS WE GOT ANOTHER ONE RUNNING" WOOHOO polyester pig pile!!!!!!




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Posted 2/21/2004 7:01 AM


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If you are "old school", you remember the post pursuit force application called "ketchup"!!

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Posted 2/21/2004 8:06 AM


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Ertman,

"ketchup". You know I ain't LEO, but it sounds funny! Clarify please.

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Posted 2/21/2004 9:01 AM


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Ketchup as in Catch Up, one of my old school training officers defined it as the "One lick for running from the police".

The farther you ran or the harder you fought, the longer "ketchup" was going to take!!

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Posted 2/21/2004 9:08 AM


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The worst part of the whole thing was the whole time I'm getting my ticket the state trooper was petting our Rottie while the hh6 was ragging me saying I told you to slow down.Actually she could have nailed me for more than it was I mean I WAS on a straight stretch of newly repaved highway and saw the radar gun going back down as I passed so I knew I had been busted and just pulled over and waited


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Posted 2/21/2004 9:36 PM


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Sticky - I had a similar experience once while headed back to Bragg on Rt 77, I think in NC.  Was real late at night (of course) and got lit up from the other side on a four lane stretch (it wasn't all four lane at that time).  I felt the same as you and just pulled over and waited for him to turn and come back.  I waited and waited and waited.  Finally, gave up and left.  Within a half mile I topped a hill and there was, I believe Rt 81 (may be mistaken) crossing 77.  I guess he figured I had three options available to me before he could catch up and decided not to persue it.

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Posted 2/21/2004 11:31 PM


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"I might've been able to outrun your vehicle but I sure as hell couldn't do the same to your radio..."

"Well deputy... I'm not quite sure how fast I was going... the spedometer pegs out at 90 and it took it a couple-three seconds to regester as going down after I let off the gas and hit the brakes..."

Both of these were uttered by me... after being pulled over by a female deputy somewhere rural on that nice long & straight stretch of Georgia interstate between Atlanta and Savanna. She was extremely bored and quite nice. After an hour of chit-chat (during which not one other car went by) she let me go with a verbal admonishment to stay within the posted speed limit and some S2 about potential hazards ahead.



 

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Posted 2/22/2004 5:45 AM


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Ertman,

thanks. There should be more "ketchup" going on out there.

khyros,

good story, but you left out the important par