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Posted 8/24/2003 3:25 PM


Regular Joe

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DAMN! Well if he stays with his little shrew he'll be living in the barracks every time she gets angry or drunk and calls his chain of command. I personally think she needs a good whooping!

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Friendly Fire...isn't.
Post #70625
Posted 8/24/2003 6:10 PM


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Its all fun and games until SHE files domestic abuse (false or not) charges against him. He can't carry a firearm as part of ANY job. Hello, discharge.

Go with God, but make Him walk the point.


If you load a mudfoot down with a lot of gadgets he has to watch somebody a lot more simply equipped - say with a stone axe - will sneak up and bash his head in while he is trying to read a Vernier. - Robert Heinlein
Post #70626
Posted 8/29/2003 2:46 PM


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UPDATE!
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030829_732.html
I would have posted the whole story, but a picture is worth a thousands words...


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Post #70627
Posted 8/29/2003 2:56 PM


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She must be as wild in the SAC' as she is at parties' !
Quick! Marine' That extra' B.A.Q. isn't worth it! Get' out' before it's tooooo
late!



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"All The Way!"

Post #70628
Posted 8/29/2003 3:01 PM


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In our family it's not a 'real' wedding reception until the cops get called...... Although the bride is usually unaware of why the cops are conducting a raid on her reception. Normally she's just crying [weep][weep][weep]as her family sits in stunned, horriefied silence [OO][OO]while the SWAT team moves through the hall.......

Yep, with those tattoo's, she's a keeper [thup][thup][thup][thup]



FIND THE B*ST*RDS, THEN PILE IT ON !!!
Post #70629
Posted 8/29/2003 3:01 PM


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What do you do when your bride is stumbling out in the parking lot?......reload and shoot her again.

Jeez


"Lets kick this pig"
Post #70630
Posted 8/29/2003 3:26 PM


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"CHRIST!"


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"All The Way!"

Post #70633
Posted 8/29/2003 9:41 PM


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I agree with scout. I seem to remember, very hazily, singing 'Family Tradition' while standing on the hood of the cop car with a bottle of Jim Beam in my hand.

The unfortunate part about the whole thing is that she's just like too many other pampered little brats, who think that on their wedding day they should be treated like a queen. When something doesn't go her way she throw a damn fit. When my oldest sister got married she was just like that until i reminded her that the world didn't revolve around her yesterday and it won't tomorrow, why should today be any different.

Thanks for the pic, y'all. Puts it all into perspective.



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