Wright Patterson Air Force Base Marathon

A West Virginia man has won the Air Force Marathon in Dayton. Thirty-nine-year-old Mark Cucuzzella finished in two hours, 31 minutes and 47 seconds.

A Columbus native was the second woman to finish. Thirty-year-old Starshine Blackford had a time of three hours, 19minutes and 41 seconds. She was about two minutes behind the first-place finisher in the women's division. About five-thousand runners registered for the race. It was the largest held since the event started in 1997.

"Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure. "
George W. Bush

WTF? "Starshine"? Didn't her mother like her or something?



Gold Class 92-03

The Warrant Officer – an officer appointed by the Secretary of the Army based on a sound level of technical and tactical competence. The Warrant Officer is a highly specialized expert and trainer who by gaining progressive levels of expertise and leadership operates, maintains, administers, and manages the Army’s equipment, support activities, or technical systems for an entire career.

WTF? Who's Mr. Pillow Pants? - Clerks 2

"...my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me." He added, after a pause, looking me full in the face: "That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave"

General "Stonewall" Jackson

Beats shooting her in the knees, or having one of your boyfriends buddies do it for you.  Man if Tanya Harding had been this smart.